Song Demonstration

The book finishes with the stadium rocking finale: "The Biggest Pair of Panties in the World". If you'd like to hear the music, choose which type of recording your computer likes best..

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The sheet music for the song is available in the Private Members section.

Unbelievably, this trick has been performed LIVE, masterminded by the Stark family in Edinburgh...